Me Time.

I'm just a cover for three raccoons in a trench coat who learned how to write.

Midwest born, former New Yorker, University of Alabama grad, currently lost in Austin. All my skills require a computer or an oven. Always a team player, I was that kid who warned you of trick questions on the final exams. Passionate for great puns and mixing wit with profit. I have big ideas and make tiny mistakes. Okay enough about me, let’s talk about you.

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